The Mega-Zine Museum
November 30, 1998
WILD BILL HICCUP But before I go, I think you should know that Ninja Hamster is a backchatter. No.
THE FAT CONTROLLER If you want a true example of evil look no further than the Ninja Hamster. I saw him replying to a letter on Backchat! Oh stop it.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I saw Ninja Hamster on Backchat. Judas hamster! Surely this can't be true? Surely.
AVOSS NINJA HAMSTER IS A BACKCHATTER! Actually, so am I.
DEAR PEEPS
WLW is very much like the Dalai Lama because when one goes, he is replaced, thereby continuing the cycle.
He is like Santa: fat, old and hairy and he drinks too much sherry on Christmas Eve.
He might buy me a Christmas present if I am good.
Rusty Parrot
HOW DARE YOU!!!
YIPPPPEEEEEEEEEEE!
I just quit my job hoorah,
'Cos my boss is a pratt,
I told him where to shove it,
(Just where he was sat).
He didn't care about it much,
But that don't bother me,
'Cos he's stuck there forever,
While I'm young and strong and free!
The Happy Hotspur
BUT SKINT.
5 WAYS TO ORDER A PIZZA
- Order a Big Mac value meal.
- Change your accent every 30 seconds.
- If they suggest anything say: "I will not be swayed by your sweet words".
- Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
- While on the phone, fake entering puberty.
The Satanic Care Bear.
Which one? I guess it
DEEP-PANS ON YOUR MOOD.
He had served his purpose. He had cleared the town of evil and now had to stand aside to let men of peace build on the work his gleaming pistols had done.
The townsfolk were turning on him now he was of no use. They tried to be polite but he saw the distaste in their eyes.
He mounted his horse, feeling the pain from the gaping wound in his side. This would be his last ride. Darkness enveloped him as he disappeared into the sage from whence he had come.
Adios.
Wild Bill Hiccup
Thank goodness for that.
I THOUGHT HE'D NEVER LEAVE!
