The Mega-Zine Museum
November 27, 1998
LITTLE OWL Do the parents of fish get letters home from school? Well what do you think? Is this a sensible question?
EAU RONGE Who remembers the Spice Girls and Girl Power? What was the point? I had a better name for it - EQUALITY! Well there is no equality, if there was men would work in chemists and women would be racing drivers. What about all the other professions that women are now a part of? Girl power is getting there, give it more time!
WHO WOULD I HAVE A ONE TO ONE WITH?
- Timmy Mallett (aka God)
- The girl I met in Manchester (okay, I admit it's a desperate plea for contact, I didn't get her number)
- Richey Edwards
- WLW (bribery works doesn't it?)
- Albert Einstein (I love the hair!)
The Alternative Thinker, aka the 'Siner disliked by everyone except the the Infernal Daemon.
If they are your 5 choices...
WE FEEL VERY SORRY FOR YOU!
ALL 'ZINERS EVERYWHERE
I have seen BACKCHAT, and I have been shocked. War:
'ZINERS v 'CHATTERS
TELETEXT Vs CEEFAX
Let us destroy those who dare to imitate the mighty MEGAZINE!
THE ANGRY CAPTAIN FISH
We do not need to go to war...
EVERYONE KNOWS MEGAZINE IS BEST!!
'Ziners,
I have a few questions for the obscure and not-so-long-gone TV programmes that I miss. Does anyone know if the Adam And Joe Show is ever coming back on?
Does anyone know what that other one that Adam was previously in, where he had an antenna on his head and showed hilarious home videos was called?
Also, does anyone know if American Gothic is going to be shown again?
Little Baby Nothing.
Can life not go on....
IF YOU DON'T FIND OUT?
THINGS TO DO WHEN YOUR LETTERS GET PRINTED ON THE 'ZINE...
- Do a little jig on the spot, preferably the funky Grampa kind.
- Bring your television to your nearest shopping street, put the 'Zine page on hold and preach about it to passers by.
- Use your new-found fame as a basis for further therapy... well, maybe that's just me.
Amphetamine
Tell us you didn't really do the above
NOT EVERYONE IS AS LOOPY AS YOU!
