The Mega-Zine Museum
November 26, 1998
JACOBEAN BOUNTY HUNTER I can't believe my eyes! The room is full of levitating pies! Ummmm, earth calling JBH, your time is up!
LITTLE OWL If people want to do some daft thing they'll say, "You only live once". But if you get killed by doing that daft thing you have lost your one life. That's the excuse you use, you coward!
TANGA Chocolate. What a waste of a fax!
PRINCESS LEIA'S HAIR
I didn't say "we" should scrap the age of consent. Neither of us has the power to, but if I did, I would.
Just because things are legal doesn't mean people will do them more. And you don't just suddenly mature on your 16th birthday. The idea is absurd!
Finally, trotting out a string of platitudes shows you haven't thought it through for yourself.
TMBGE's Boyfriend
I know, I'm over 16 but have
THE MENTAL AGE OF A 6 YEAR OLD!
HEY PEOPLE, DWARVES, TROLLS, GNOMES, PIXIES, DRAGONS AND WLW,
Tables V Chairs? What about floors? Floors are just tables lower down and you can sit on them and if they were not there we would all be sucked into oblivion.
Tables and chairs bow to your master!
Floors - we love you!
Poetic Lizard
You know you're in trouble
WHEN YOU FALL OFF THE FLOOR!
HM QUEEN ELIZABETH II
We all whinge and slag each other off do we? This is your first letter and it's solely about criticising every last one of us.
Well I'm not going to roll down the red carpet for you, your majesty, and as for advice, what about abdication? But hey, no offence!
I guess it's the wrong time to ask for a knighthood?
The Cloven Hoof
Careful CH or it'll be
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
TO WHOEVER HAD THE IDEA,
I reckon having a party for all 'Ziners is a great idea, not just 'cos we'll all get to meet each other, but we can invite WLW as well.
If we do we can play this great game I made up. We all place bets on how old WLW is and whoever's closest to his/her real age gets the prize!
I don't know what the prize is yet!
The Magpie
Well, I'm not free for the next,
SAY, 6 MONTHS!
