The Mega-Zine Museum
November 13, 1998
S, D AND A Is infertility hereditary? Is originality failing you?!
TANGA My bean plant is really tall. Bet everyone's jealous. What, of having no mates? I don't think so, Billy No Mates!
GOLDEN COOKIE The sky is blue, and you are so cool, people think you are a fool, but you're not. You have nice toes, so show 'em to the would. Because it'll make your hair curl. That's got to be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. NOT!
A NEW DEBATE
Game On or Friends? Personally I think Game On is more realistic and ten times more hilarious than Friends. To prove my point I watched the second series of both.
I laughed at the jokes in Game On but quickly grew tired of the obvious humour of Friends.
How many people do you know with pet monkeys, ducks or chicks? It's irritating fiction - not real sit-com!
Little Baby Nothing
Yes, maybe, but on the Babe-ratings
FRIENDS 6 - GAME ON 1
GREETING MORTALS
Has anyone else noticed how much people say "er", "ah" and "um" while talking?
For example, Tim Henman was interviewed on the news and "ered", "ahhed" and "ummed" about 40 times in 2½ minutes.
My plan for preventing this from slowing conversation is simple: Don't talk, communicate psychically!
Master
....GET IT?
'ZINERS
Most people want to lead a happy and fufilling life. Many people get this buzz from taking drugs, getting off on putting people down, or shutting out reality by being silly.
I think you'll get a bigger buzz from love, friendship. compassion and being nice to people.
If you don't believe me, try it for yourself. It's very easy.
Be high on life. It's the best way to be!
TMBGEs Boyfriend
I tried it, and I'm sorry but I
PREFER BEING BITTER AND TWISTED!
ODE TO RUNCORN
Runcorn is weak,
Runcorn is full of scallies,
Runcorn is scanky,
Runcorn is full of trendies,
Anywhere is nice compared to Runcorn,
Anywhere is posh compared to Runcorn,
Runcorn is grey,
Runcorn is dull,
Runcorn is where I live
Frankie James
Do we have any
RUNCORN FANS OUT THERE, ANYWHERE?
