The Mega-Zine Museum
November 11, 1998
TANGA - THE INNER VOICE My letters are usually boring. I bet that is why they don't get printed! Tanga? Isn't that a small orange man that slaps your head?
SHERIFF BRONSON Wild Bill Hiccup. This town ain't big enough for both of us! Under the old clock at high noon tomorrow. Ooooh! Who's your friend!
INDIE KIDDER There should be a party for all the 'Ziners one day. I want to meet people like Sleeping Jiva and Ninja Hamster. What about it, my fellow paranoid psychotics?
PUSH COMES TO SHOVE
Is it just me or has Mega-zine just become celebrity deathmatch?
Round 1: Spuros Vs TaT (go TaaaaT! go TaaaT!)
Come to think of it, has Spurros ever written anything nice? I may live in this city of solitude I call my existence but anybody knows that the only value-judgment worth making is that judgments are worthless.
The Infernal Daemon
DING, DING
ROUND ONE!
MATHS
Here is a little mathematics for you...
If 5 and 5 is 10, then how is it possible that 4 add 6 is 10 also?
It just cannot be!
Golden Cookie
Wow!
MIND-BLOWING
WELCOME
I'm a newcomer!
Will you please make me feel welcome by inviting me to your house for a cup of tea and a slice of cake.
Most kind regards.
Mrs Biddy
Earl Grey or
DAR-JEE-LING
DREAMING OF YOU
I am having a nice dream today. A dream of those lovely ice cream cones, with a chocolate chunk at the bottom.
I'm engrossed in this dream. Oh great! now I've eaten it. It's all gone! (sob)
Am I insane or am I just tempted by this delicious fantasy? Wot? Arrgh!
Mint Choc Chip
Mint Choc Chip?......
FLAKE!
