The Mega-Zine Museum
November 8, 1998
INDIE KIDDER What does E=mc2 mean? Full explanation please! Basically that all things are just matter, slowed down to a slow vibration - Bill Hicks, bless!
SHADE'S SHADOW What utter plonker invented the duvet - a giant inedible marshmallow of a beast? Duvets are PANTS!
SHE SPIDER Squirrels - a constant reminder that we are not alone on this earth. Nuts!
THE CHAIR
The chair is far better than the table.
It's comfortable to sit in and when you don't want to sit in it any more, you can sit on the floor and use the chair as a table!
Great, huh?
The Crimped Crumpet
Yeh, but don't try it with
THE TOILET
THINGS YOU CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT
- Peanut Butter
- Brian Molko
- Horror Movies
- Glitter
- A Nirvana CD
- A feather boa
- South Park
- A Korn T-shirt
- A sense of humour 'cos life's a bitch!
Foo-fighting Angel
10) Old episodes of The Sweeney
GUV-NA!
McBEAL APPEAL
I come to you in times of heartache. I missed last week's episode of Ally McBeal and desperately need to know the address of whoever at Channel Four I should write to, to get a copy of it (unless any 'ziners have taped it and are willing to lend it to me).
Please help me!
The Sacrilegious One
You didn't miss a thing
IT WASN'T ON!
RABBITS
Rabbits run thru' the fields
Unaware of the hurrying wheels
Rabbits jump thru' the fence
Forgetting that it's pretty dense
Rabbits hop out in the road
Straight in front of a wide load
The brakes squeal a little
Rabbit goes under the wheel
Sweet Anomaly
The lyrics to the next Radiohead
HEART - RIPPER
