The Mega-Zine Museum
November 7, 1998
GINJANUT 'Ziners, please would you stop going on about South Park, love it or hate it, it's sooooo last season! A bit like Arsenal really.
THE NEXT BIG THING IN RELIGION The time for sadness has passed, apathy is now too trendy. I think it's time to live a little! YEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! Or not.
PURPLE RONNIE Yesterday I opened the cupboard where we keep the crisps and oranges and was attacked by an army of cheese'n'onion crisp bags. Hmmmm. Less cliched than slipping on banana skin.
'ZINERS,
Since Jacobean Bounty Hunter decided to pretend to be me to make himself look good.....
His name is ****** ***** and he comes from *************. He can regularly be found on Backchat saying that Jane Middlemiss is a babe!
Ninja Hamster (The original)
PS At the end of this sentence, Ninja Hamster is dead.
My name is ******* from ******.
AND SO CAN I
'ZINERS,
For ever more I shall mourn the death of my pet jellybaby.
She disappeared. I asked everyone I saw if they had seen my only friend, the green jellybaby, and the reply was always "non".
I turned to my sister for condolence and she replied "BURRRRP!" She'd eaten her! I was distraught!
Radioactive Jelibebi
We demand revenge
EAT YOUR SISTER!
DEAR 'ZINE,
I hate piles of things. They are always so stupid. You usually want things from the bottom because they've been there the longest, but they are the hardest to get to.
Someone should invent an inverse pile which has the oldest stuff on top. Then they'd be due a lot of respect. Or something.
Feelodd Somebody
Don't talk to me about piles.
I'M TYPING THIS STANDING UP Y'KNOW!
Dusty Calhoun tipped back his stetson and squinted at the ridge to the east.
He could make out maybe 40 Apache braves, all on horseback, getting ready to attack.
He looked back at the wagon train behind him. These people, families set for a new life out west, were relying on his scouting skills to get them through these badlands.
"Too bad," he thought, and galloped South.
Wild Bill Hiccup
You yellow bellied, horn swagglin'
SON OF A COYOTE!
