The Mega-Zine Museum
October 19, 1998
FRONTIER HELLCAT Wild Bill Hiccup, I think I love you. But I wanna know-o fer sure!!!!!!
MISTRESS OF THE UNIVERSE You are all my slaves, I have made you all into clones... blah blah blah How many of these "I am your ruler" type letters am I going to get? I mean it was funny the first 2,000 times but...
AMPHETAMINE Would sending you some insect repellent help me get a job on Megazine? No, but it would clear the executive washroom in seconds.
DEAR 'ZINE,
Why is it that...(Herman Toothrot)... a month.... then it is badly... edited?
Woodchuck... out of tune? ...amazement ... Guybrush... full glory?
Watch out WLW... not afraid to use it.
Shade's Shadow
You see SS, THIS is badly edited.
Bloomin' cheek.
WLW,
As much as I love your mum and your gran, I really don't think it's fair for them to take up precious airspace by broadcasting their letters instead of the infatuated fans'.
By the way, could we make our date 8.30? Only I've got to pop down the chiropodist with your Auntie Edith. You know how she hates going on her own.
Ginjanut
An assignation at a secret location?
JUST KEEP TOEING THE LINE!
DEAREST PEOPLE,
I have a wonderful new discussion for one and all. What's best, chair or table?
Chairs are only really any good for sitting on, while tables you can eat from, but it makes things easier if you have a chair.
Hope you have a wonderful time thinking about this question.
The Jelly Bean Queen
Can anybody furnish us with an answer?
BOOM BOOM!
DEAR 'ZINE,
I would like to comment on Purple Ronnie's "list of why girls are better than boys".
Surely one of women's main talents is our ability not to sink to the level of petty and childish list-making.
You have done nothing but humiliate the female race. Your ambassador days are over, sweetie.
TSW
The "girls are more mature than boys"
phase is the worst of all.
