The Mega-Zine Museum
October 18, 1998
TROUBLED PENGUIN Guess the song lyric: "There's an underestimated and impatient little girl raising her hand". Whoever names the song: your turn. Answers on a £20 note please.
CRIMPSOUPCRACY No, Frankie James, you don't know me. I'm sure I don't know anyone who fancies Adam Ant. Then again... Fa diddley qua qua.
GIRL RELATED TO ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX The entire point of Mega-zine is to be wacky and have fun. We're artistes! Fun? Don't talk to me about fun...
DEAREST EAU ROUGE,
I don't blame your friend for hating it when men open doors for her! They may as well say: "You are just a weak woman and I'm a strong man."
Does it take masculine strength to pull out a chair? No! Do you have to be Mr Universe to open a door? I doubt it!
Don't patronise women.
Proletariat
Aaaaah. You're so sweet when you're
ANGRY.
DEAR WORLD,
All women want is one thing. And then they go and decide they want to date other guys at the same time as you, and expect you to go along with it.
And that's just your first love.
I thought that us guys were meant to be like that.
So stop complaining girls because I know you can be like us.
Moonlight Knight
Sometimes you just have to
ROLE WITH IT!
THE CRAZY RABBIT ASKS,
What is with all the stealing?!
The last Shade's Shadow letter had a quote stolen from The Simpsons (when Lisa was preparing Bart for the golf).
Then I learn that Wild Bill Hiccup stole his name from an old Western called The Plains. At least I'm authentic.
The Crazy Rabbit
Oooooooooh-eeeeh-oooooh!
Hark at her!!!
DEAR 'ZINE,
In a bizarre alternative universe kind of way I sort of resemble Superman.
Despite my skinny physique, I have certain powers and abilities far beyond those of normal human beings.
In a never-ending battle to subdue my stubborn disease, I've learned to fight sickness with sickness.
A Stoned Cherry
Or is it just that you've got
EMBARRASSING PANTS?
