The Mega-Zine Museum
October 2, 1998
BECKETTS WLW; I'm a fox! I go through your dustbins at night! Yip! Yip! I refuse to be blackmailed.
LU-LA THE F1 ANGEL Peach; I like Alan Titchmarsh and my mum thinks he's great. There's no accounting for taste.
THE RETURN OF THE SCULLY WARRIOR
May dreams be brought that I might reach,
The gentle strains of midnight speech,
And frozen stars that glide the forest floor
Through the swirling snow.
Beautiful.
'ZINERS ONE AND ALL
The four children skipped along the beach, Julian holding the treasure map.
"According to our super secret map, the treasure should be here!" he said. They started to dig, while Timmy yapped excitedly and started to chase rabbits.
George's shovel hit metal and they uncovered the object in the sand.
"Why, it looks like a WW2 anti-personnel landmine. Wizard!" said Dick.
"Let's try to prise the top off!"
THE END.
Becketts
Jolly super story!
NO CHANCE OF A SEQUEL THEN?
DEAR 'ZINERS
Do you believe in true love? I know it sounds kind of sappy, but I so want someone to love me in the most intense way and I want to feel completely in love with this person.
OK, so I just watched "Breakfast at Tiffany's", but I hope that one day I will find a love like that.
Forget-Me-Not
Forget it, Forget-Me-Not, or you'll be
EATING DINNER ALONE
DEAR 'ZINE
God I'm fed up of being passive. Why have I got out of my tree? Well, I've had it with most of you people.
Ninja Hamster; you're the king of the mess-ups, boy.
Wild Bill Hiccup; you fool, no-one cares.
Special Agent Bob Fish; how dare you take your name from the real Bob "the" Fish (whose TV is broken so won't write in).
WLW, where's the quality control?
Little Owl (in an angry tone)
Who needs quality control?
IT'S ALL A LOAD OF RUBBISH
ZINERS
I confess. I am a time traveller from the year 2373, and I have nothing better to do with my free time than travel back to Earth 1998 to write to the Zine.
I find it interesting that you have televised the future so accurately, which leads me to the assumption that another time traveller has stayed here to become a television producer. Although the real Picard has less hair.
Ensign Sito
Less hair?
WHERE EXACTLY?
