The Mega-Zine Museum
September 19, 1998
UIVP JENI BURBERRY Why will you not print my letters? I am a lovely person really. I just LOOK like a vampire. I'm really a vegetarian. 
Back you Demon!
GIAN I would like to thank you all for your co-operation and assistance during the relocation that took place last week into the new office area. Wrong in-tray, clumsy grammar.
CERBERUS CEREBRIS The most wonderful food that I have ever made, cold boiled carrots. You don't cook much.
DEAREST WLW,
Much as I hate to leave you, I have to go to pursue my academic studies and so shall be without my fax machine.
Surely I am not the only one who yearns for the days of Iron Lion Antelope, Dizzy Indie Dandelion and AFKA Gonzo (I even miss Savo!), but since I have never gained acknowledgement for my contribution I feel an early retirement is in order.
One last question, who's is the voice inside your head?
Ironic Nomad
I've no idea,
I NEVER LISTEN TO IT
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO.....
Lentils Taste Naff,
Dizzy Indie Dandelion,
Savo,
Iron Lion Antelope,
AFKA Gonzo,
The Red Chipolata,
Broken Circles,
Bez's Working Trousers,
Negative Creep?
Sigh, the good old days.
Troubled Penguin
I don't know that either,
I ONLY WORK HERE
HOWDY,
Let's start a new game.
I quote a line from a song, and fellow 'ziners have to guess what it is. Whoever guesses it can have a go and so on.
"You've been bought and paid, you're a whore and a slave."
Mr La Di Da
I don't know this either.
THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS!
