The Mega-Zine Museum
September 12, 1998
AB RODE If moths like light so much, why don't they come out in the day and fly towards the sun? Because they've always got really bad hangovers. After all, a moth is but a drunk butterfly.
LITTLE OWL Send me all your badgers. I want the set. I have no badgers.
RAMESES NIBLICK III Do you think cats think they're little people or that people are just big cats? No idea, but they're absolutely useless at Scrabble.
FAERIE,
If we were just put here to breed, how come the human race has the brains to build a space shuttle or put people on the moon?
I don't see rabbits being capable of this any time soon.
Confused but Hopeful.
Only because they know that there are
no carrots on the Moon.
JUST A THOUGHT...
You know how the big designer labels want to stop supermarkets selling their gear cheaply because they think it cheapens their image...
Surely price does nothing to the image compared to the fact that every boy-racer and slapper in town stinks of CK One and wears designer gear.
Who wants to look like a Hooch-swilling tart anyway?
Big Fat Flying Bloke.
The labels do have a point. After all,
Calvin Klein doesn't do cake mix.
DEAR 'ZINERS,
So then. Good or bad? Dark side or the light? Rebel alliance or the Imperial Empire?
Well, put it this way: You wouldn't catch me flying a stupid starfighter named after a letter of the alphabet. Give me a TIE interceptor and I'd take on Luke himself.
PS. I'll bet no one knows what TIE REALLY stands for.
Spurros.
Theatre In Education?
Tiny Iddle Elephants?
HOWDY 'ZINERS,
You've encouraged me now.
A minute's silence for Akira Kurosowa, who died this week. He made some of the kickinest movies ever, check 'em out if you can.
Also, several brilliant westerns nicked plots from his Samurai films.
Okay. You can wake up now.
Wild Bill Hiccup.
"Motheeeeers don't let yurrrr surrrrns
grow urp ta be cowboys..."
