The Mega-Zine Museum
September 4, 1998
THE WIZZKID Who else likes B*witched, IT, swimming and is obsessed with computer programming and web designing? Nobody.
SCENTLESS APPRENTICE Has anyone ever wondered why old ladies all have the same hairstyle? When I'm old my hair is going to stretch down to my ankles and I'm going to dye it rainbow colours. The brassy bimbette of the bingo hall.
MAD MANTRA Adam Bomb. Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Joke?
VEGETARIANISM,
If an animal ate a human it would be put down. But the same would apply if a plant started eating one of us.
You vegetarians are hypocrites - statement of fact.
Plants move, respirate, sense, etc. Therefore they're alive. Simply because they don't run around a field doesn't mean it's humane to kill them.
The knight who says "Nyeeeen"
Hey! I've got a great idea...
LET'S ALL STARVE!
OI, LOTUS EATER... NO!
South Park is one of the best TV programmes ever. The plots are always different, not repetitive, and Kenny doesn't die in every episode (see the Christmas special).
Visually it's a new concept. Each character is very different, instantly recognisable and VERY VERY funny.
Mr Hat
Thanks for ruining the Xmas show!
WE DON'T ALL HAVE CABLE, Y'KNOW
BAD ACTRESS,
Who cares about the meaning of life?
Everyone knows we're all here to breed, end of story. If you want to wail on like that try going to Backchat, where they say stuff like "My favourite colour is orange and I love "Dawson's Creek".
Does anyone else?
Faerie
Breeding? Not me. I'm here to
STUFF MY FACE AND WATCH TV
TO FLUFFY,
Meow, it's me. Kitty. How are you? I now go under the name of Mystic Cat, but the humans still call me Kitty.
Why did you have to break my heart? Whenever I hear someone scratching a tree I think of you.
If you're out there please tell me why you walked out of that catflap and out of my life. Was it the fleas? I can get them back if it makes you happy.
Mystic Cat
Is this some cryptic lover's lament
OR DO WE TAKE IT LITTER-ALLY?
