The Mega-Zine Museum
September 2, 1998
COMPOUND ATTACK Satan's a pussycat! I stood on his tail and he did nothing. Ooh, you little devil!
ENSIGN SITO Hey, hot-shot pilot from the outer rim. How about getting together for some rokossa juice sometime? Mine's a large one!
LITTLE OWL To have money is to have problems but to have a lack of it...? Good to hear your fiscal policies.
RABBLE,
The human mind cannot deal with reality.
If it ever had to, it would reach insanity, instantly.
Amphetamine.
Know your limits
DON'T THINK TOO HARD!
HAILING 'ZINERS
Is anyone near Deep Space Nine? I hid Worf's Klingon operas in a waste disposal unit before I realised Odo was disguised as the unit.
Fortunately Odo ate the operas - accidentally he says - but I am now in the Brig and will be until Worf finds replacement operas.
Will someone help me get out of here before I have to listen to them? Please.
Ensign Sito.
There's nothing worse than...
KLINGONS AT THE OPERA
CARING INDIVIDUALS
Why does seventeen mean that life is so confusing and difficult?
I don't know which way to turn, which path to follow and my head feels like it's stuck in a fish bowl.
What's happening to me?
The Little Charlatan
Young, free and...
CONFUSED!
COMRADES
The Zine teaches us nothing but:
Grossness; crude, lewd, senseless discourteousness; jingoism; bigotted, vile vulgarity; obscenity, incompetent perilous ineptitude; buffoonery; bizarre, psychotic absurdity; anxiety; instability and wickedness.
Just like putting on a pair of slippers.
Compound attack
Big words...
COMFORTABLE SLIPPERS
