The Mega-Zine Museum
August 25, 1998
ANKH GIRL Why on earth do they call them "personal computers"? The only personality mine has ever revealed is a ruthlessly pyschopathic streak. Did it harm you?
POWELL 'Ziners, how is it possible to get a letter printed? Constant letter sending? Constant worshipping the WLW? Large amounts of cash? Shhh!
NINJA HAMSTER What's going to happen to Film '98 when the Millennium comes? We can't have Film '00. One for the Millennium Bug people I think.
DEAR MEGAZINE
Where does wind come from? Where does it go?
Is the wind that blows now the same that blew over the great battle of Waterloo? Is it the same wind that blew when man invented the cardboard box, or when Jesus grew his first beard?
Does anybody know? This must be investigated... I need to know!
Tarzan's Leotard
Calm down! There's no need to get
WIND-UP!
'ZINE
The cuckoo — should we call it?
- bird?
- but a wandering voice?
Where have all the cowboys gone?
- Europe?
- Africa?
- Other?
Gilbert Grape — What's eating him?
- lion?
- hyena?
- other carnivore?
Went down to Jordan, what did I see, coming forth to carry me home?
- chariot?
- angel?
- both?
- neither?
2nd Angriest Dog In The World
That's just too easy! It's:
B, C, C, C. No problem!
HAILING 'ZINERS
Here are my 10 favourite words:
- Warp
- Stun
- Emission
- Beam
- Engage
- Replicator
- Federation
- Alliance
- Tackion
- Photon
Live long and prosper. Make it so!
Ensign Sito
Errr, alright then.
USE THE FORCE AND ALL THAT!
POEM NO 6923615
Some advice: No matter how bad your hair is, no matter how many computers you've crashed, no matter how dull your love-life is, no matter how much you think you've failed...
Remember: You did win once. Look, you're alive. You had to be faster than millions of others for this honour.
Purple Ronnie
Poem No 89384934: My name's Bill,
AND I LIVE ON A SILL!
