The Mega-Zine Museum
August 16, 1998
SCENTLESS APPRENTICE Celibacy is not hereditary. But how easy it is to start a trend.
EAU ROUGE I'm just wondering but has anyone ever asked WLW out? I mean, it would be funny wouldn't it? No, you're right. It would be hilarious. No. Never. Not even at school. Ever. Not a one. But I'll be okay. Don't worry.
LOST LITTLE GIRL Help me rid the world of thin models. Okay, tell you what, we'll hide them all round my house.
DEAR MEGAZINE,
If a girl likes you why does she always smile at you from a distance and make you feel uncomfortable?
Why can't they just come up to you and say "Hi, I'm in love with you and I want to lick your tonsils"?
Life would be so much easier.
Tripoli.
The same reason banks don't give you
A LIMITLESS OVERDRAUGHT.
'ZINERS,
How come there are no 'Zine awards?
Most improved 'ziner, most rejected 'ziner, most influential 'ziner etc?
How about "Psycopath with the perfect teeth award for greatness"? Or the "AFKA Gonzo prize for most bizarre theory"?
MKIIJL, ENDBRINGER
I like it. How about
"BEST LETTER EDITOR"?
DEAR 'ZINERS (Such as are left),
I have noticed that the 'Zine has lost a page and Backchat has gained one.
Are you suddenly being unfaithful and writing to Backchat Ed?
Come back! 'Zine is no fun without you. If you're not careful the 'Zine will just be me and WLW, and you'll all be those Hanson freaks.
WLW's Bodyguard.
Huh?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
