The Mega-Zine Museum
August 14, 1998
THE GREAT TACITUS Malt vinegar is my saviour. I take it you're not a chip, then?
THE MERMAID WHO LIVED IN A TEACUP I know something you don't know. That's nice.
ROARY THE LION Silver seraph: Yes, very nice, but try "sesquipedalianism" if you're looking for a real word. Come on, I floccinoccini-
hilipilificate your word.
THE ULTIMATE FILM!
Already critics are calling it the best George Bernard Shaw adaptation-cum-futuristic sci-fi blockbuster starring a talking farmyard animal ever.
Deep in space Babe, the pig who thinks he's of a higher social class, awakes from suspended animation on an alien ship.
He persuades his captors to give him elocution lessons.
Yes, it's PIGMALIEN! Out soon.
2nd Angriest Dog in the World
Followed by Pigmalien 2 -
FARMS AND THE MAN
DEAR 'ZINE
Does anyone actually like rap music?
It just shows lack of talent when they have to say a song instead of singing it.
Anyone who disagrees please feel free to start a nuclear war.
Twisted Apathy
MC Rex Harrison in My Fair Lady
DON'T TELL ME HE LACKED TALENT!
DEAR WLW
Is one of these your full name?
- White Legged Wrestler
- Will's Left Wing
- Weeping Little Wimp
- Wicked Lover's Wrath
- Woeful Latin Wizard
- Well-Loved Wasp
- Who Loves Work?
- WooLWorth.
Or just WLW spelt backwards?
The bodyguard of WLW's ex-bodyguard.
Repeat after me - White Line Warrior.
OKAY!?
