The Mega-Zine Museum
August 12, 1998
AVERAGE TOAST FARMER I may only be average, but I'm the best toast farmer on the whole darn 'Zine. Well, well, your parents must be very proud!
THE ANARCHIC STRAWBERRY WLW may be God, but I worship the devil. Huh Huh hail Satan! That's nothing - I worship Carol Vorderman!
THE POSH SLOB I've got a tip for you - add mint sauce to gravy. It's a taste sensation. You should try it! Hhmmmmm Saucy Slob!
DEAR YOU! YES YOU THERE!
I am your remote control. Look at me while I'm having a go at you. Look at me very closely...
Do you know how irritating it is to have your ugly face looming over me, jabbing at me, throwing me, losing me?
You should worship me. After all, if it weren't for me you'd be thin and healthy and have more friends and the like.
So just remember that, or...
The remote with feelings too, y'know
The campaign starts here and now...
FREE ALL REMOTES - USE YOUR FINGERS!
HELP!!
I think the summer holidays have finally got to me. Most of my friends have gone away.
I have tried to do interesting things on my own, but now I have been reduced to painting my school bag and juicing fruit.
How will I cope?
Rialta
Well aren't you exciting? Have you
TRIED WATCHING PAINT DRY!
DEAR 'ZINERS
Why must we stereotype? I am a Goth, so people think I'm a make-up-wearing freak! Yes I wear make-up, but I'm no freak. It's only people that can't cope with me being different who are freaks.
Be you trendy or alternative, male or female, you are all different.
Now stop clogging the pages of 'Zine with these pointless arguments and let's get on to the important stuff: honey or treacle?
The Long Haired Goth Boy
Another of life's unanswered questions
PEANUT BUTTER - SMOOTH OR CRUNCHY?
