The Mega-Zine Museum
July 26, 1998
THE SWINDLED ONE: Bambi is dead, I shot him in the head. And what did such a sweet animal do to deserve it?
OBLIGED If you ask me what's new, it'd take a lifetime to reply. We won't ask you then, so you need not bore us.
OMMARPO Living is nothing special. It's merely a way of life. Alrighty then.
THE DYSFUNCTIONAL WIZARD OF BRISTOL Watch out for the white rabbits. Watch for the white coats if I were you.
TO THE BEAUTIFUL ONE
Who do you think you are telling people to lose weight? What does it matter how much people weigh anyway? I bet you are no Kate Moss yourself.
You sound a jumped-up little madam, so full of herself you are about to burst. And if there is any room in that big head of yours, your attitude will fill it up.
Indie Lady
It's going to be hand bags at
40 PACES!!
TO THOSE IN LOVE
Love is contagious
Love is a disease
Love is like mould
Love is a germ
Love stays put
Love's never kaput
Love is strong
Love doesn't end
Love is a godsend.
Anti-Disestablishmentarianism
Love seems to be in the air and
IT MAKES ME FEEL SICK!!
'ZINERS
Does anybody reckon that Jesus was a time traveller from the future, trying to take over the world?
Think about it. All the new technology he'd have access to. It wouldn't be hard to trick people into thinking he was the son of God.
What else would explain the wonderful magic tricks? Any other conspiracies?
The Anarchic Strawberry
May be it's a case of
THE SECOND COMING?
DEAR ALL,
If somebody was to invent a computer that could work out the meaning of life, how to travel at the speed of light, build a time machine, make us immortal, cure all diseases, remove social stigmas, get rid of pollution, fix the ozone layer, make everyone friends and stop wars...
It would probably crash.
Non-Sticky Bindi
Wouldn't that be boring and leave us
WITH NOTHING TO MOAN ABOUT?
