The Mega-Zine Museum
July 25, 1998
LADY OF THE FLOWERS TO THE LOTUS EATER Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!! Oooohh that's fighting talk where I come from.
ANTI-DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM The end is nigh! And I've run out of cornflakes! If the world was indeed to end then it would be best to have a good breakfast.
THE SILVER SERAPH To WLW, Why do you print pants letters instead of mine? In the words of He-man: "I have the power!" So there!!
DARLING WLW
Witty, sexy, debonair,
Lovely body gorgeous hair,
Wildly funny, yet profound,
Idolised by all around,
Simply the best on Teletext,
Always wise and never vexed,
Clever, cheeky - let's all sing,
Everyone - salute a King!!!
The Beautiful One
Beautiful and poetic is there no
END TO YOUR TALENTS??
DEAR 'ZINERS
When someone you love dies it makes you realise how important life is and how you should cherish it.
We all at times take life for granted, but we should stop getting bogged down with worries and the petty things that life throws at us.
If we did this we would all be happy and make others happy. Do what you can to fulfil your dreams.
Juicy Lucy
Bringing tears to our eyes is this
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LETTER EVER?
DEAR 'ZINE
There is a train that leaves the station headed for your destination, but the price you pay to nowhere has increased a dollar more.
If you walk you're gonna get there, but know it takes a little longer, and when you see it in the distance you will wring your hands and moan.
Little Owl
If anyone knows the meaning of this
SEND ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD!!
TO 'ZINERS
One thing which has rather confused me of late is what exactly ER means. I know it's supposed to stand for Emergency Room, but on the adverts it seems to be the ER out of EmERgency.
Maybe both are wrong, and the actual name of the programme is 'er', because that's what doctors say when asked a difficult question.
Bob the Fish
That would explain what Drs mean
WHEN THEY SEE MY RASH!!
