The Mega-Zine Museum
July 16, 1998
THE GIRL WHO CAN FLY A thought on the great weight debate. Who cares! Yup.
WILD LENTIL CHILD Lentils will live on forever!!! How do you know if a lentil is alive or not? I've got a bag full of them at home and they never say a word.
BAD ACTRESS Don't waste time arguing with people for whose opinions you have no respect. It will only give them the idea that they're important. But surely if you say that then... Oh yeah. You're right.
ANYONE WHO WANTS TO KNOW
I am not speaking to my mother because:
- She called Brett Anderson a "commoner"
- She said "he looks like a woman with those high cheek bones"
- She now calls him "breast" Anderson.
Ziggy O'Baoil
PS. WLW - no smart remarks about Brett.
I wouldn't dream of it. I think excess
WEIGHT LOOKS GOOD ON OLDER GUYS
CALLING MR.ZINE!
I have noticed that recently you have been printing a lot of poetry and not as much funny stuff.
Why is this? Are you going soft in your old age? Is the pressure getting to you? Aren't we sending you the right stuff?
D.L.X
No.
No. Maybe!
ZINERS
The Glumpo Aliens from Glog,
Are slimy, wet and green,
Their eyes are made of marmalade,
And their table manners obscene.
They have one thousand stomachs,
And one disgusting head,
Their pink hair stinks of underwear,
And they all love Superted!
Almighty Toilet Gunge
Ah. So much more entertaining than
POINTLESS GRUMBLING.
TO THE FEMME FATALE AND HER EROTIC EYELINER
The female of the species has three different kinds of appearance.
- Skin hanging off bones, supermodel look, unattractive and off-putting.
- Full figure, Kate Winslett style, meaty and very sexy.
- Tres grosse, Vanessa Feltz style, not that good but not that bad.
I just look for a cute face myself.
Ugly Bloke, RimmerWorld
Ladeeez, I think a reply/reposte is
URGENTLY NEEDED!
