The Mega-Zine Museum
July 6, 1998
SWEET SAPPHO Fake Plastic Tree - I thought I was the only one! Great now there's two of you!!!!
ANKH GIRL - Back! and better! I had chickenpox, but I lived! Bet none of you missed me, though, grr, spit. Ankh Girl? Ankh Girl who?
LITTLE OWL I love rabbits, but is this just a bad habit? Not really, as they do make a good stew!!
KAPPA BOY I purely hate the 'Zine! Who asked for your opinion anyway??!!??
DEAR ALL DIETERS
In response to a 'Zine letter I read recently: DON'T DIET UNLESS UNDER A DOCTOR'S ADVICE OR SUPERVISION, for a number of good reasons.
- Fat is beautiful and womanly.
- Losing weight, especially in your teens, is dangerous.
- Judging people on size is just as shallow as racism, sexism, ageism etc.
- Everyone is different. Enjoy. I could go on but I won't.
Venus Fly Trap
A tad hypocritical coming from
SOMETHING THAT EATS FLIES!!!!!!!
'ZINERS
Don't you just hate it when a trendy comes up to you and says "you're really weird" just because you happen to be talking about sleeping in a coffin, or wearing flares from the '70s?
I wonder what would happen if we went up to them in their stylish clobber and said "God, you're really normal". They would probably say "yes" like it's a good thing.
The Anarchic Strawberry
This trendy v individual debate
IS BORING, SO LET'S HAVE BYGONES!
HEY FELLOW 'ZINERS!
Now that I'm here I feel I should share some ideas with you all.
- Ginger Spice was a blow-up doll.
- Mulder and Scully are themselves aliens.
- My pet rabbit is Satan.
- Stars in their eyes is very, very good actually!
Thanks and goodbye.
Fussy Hussy
Judging by the last comment you
CAN'T BE THAT FUSSY, CAN YOU??!
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
Help me, my medication has run out and no one wants me. I live the 'Zine for it is my life. I need some answers.
- How do you become a goth?
- How shall I decorate my room?
Please print my letter or I'll write again.
James Hetfeild's goaty beard.
The threat of you writing again
WAS ENOUGH TO GET PRINTED!!?!?!
