The Mega-Zine Museum
July 4, 1998
LITTLE OWL Dirk Bogarde rocks. Golden Virginia rolls.
NINJA HAMSTER Do you print letters with words like "penguin" and "noodle" on them, or do you put asterisks all over them? NH, your handwriting is getting terrible.
TORQUAY WILDEBEAST Raindrops are born free, yet everywhere they are in drains. Much like Teddy boys really.
WIZZ KID Why do we need nicknames? I've no idea bunnywunny.
WOW!!! ZINERS,
I am on a high!
Why?
I wrote a letter to the 'Zine,
And now it's on the screen,
I've got such a buzz,
That you can keep your drugs.
Love from,
Rialta (The bad poet)
Glad to be of service.
MAYBE WE SHOULD START CHARGING.
THIS IS THE VOICE OF MR RON,
I have three heads and live on the Moon. It's very cold so please send jumpers.
I asked Oxfam, but all their stock was the wrong size due to my heads, and all the colours were tasteless. A lime blue sweater for a three headed eel would be perfection.
Please send to: 2 Cold Place, Crater Street, The Moon.
Mr Ron.
Mad. Jer-see what I mean?
SHEER LUNAR-CY
RIOT GIRL AND BAD MOTHER,
Picture this, a lone lion hunts the zebra and his kin. He makes his kill in order to survive. Beautiful. The lion is at one with his nature.
Be vegetarians if you wish, nobody objects, but please remember that it is in our nature to eat meat.
Murdering animals is hunting for fun. A real human would never do that.
Southend's very own Batman.
Sounds like
SERIOUS FOOD FOR THOUGHT
DEAR ALL,
Careers advisers!
First she asked me stacks of questions about my "dreams and aspirations", and when I reluctantly told her she tried to talk me out of them.
Is this reverse psychology? If it is it didn't work.
Love, peace and kharma,
Sleeping Diva xx.
Those who can do, those who can't teach
THOSE WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING ADVISE!
