The Mega-Zine Museum
July 3, 1998
DEAR NINJA HAMSTER
I have to think that you are a very rude person, totally ignoring Sexy Snake like you have is just plain bad manners.
You're absolutely boring and WLW could use the space on someone much more interesting.
It's my belief that you're 12 and a mummy's boy who sits at home looking through books for quotes every night.
The Girl Who Inflated The World.
It seems to be that Ninja Hamster
HAS LOST IN THE POPULARITY STAKES!!
DEAR 'ZINERS,
Am I the only single person in the universe? It's as if everyone apart from me has a destined partner.
Every male I try is not the right one for me. I need a soulmate. I need to be loved.
Oh, beloved 'Ziners, help me in my quest for a man. Or am I destined to spend my life in Internet chat rooms?
Yours, not quite desperate yet
Fluffy Chinchilla Girl
Why don't you tell someone who cares..
LIKE CILLA BLACK!?!
