The Mega-Zine Museum
July 2, 1998
ANKH GIRL Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana! Oh how pathetic, sorry, poetic you are!
GREEN GECKO Our forces have control of the world's Gummi Bear supplies. Power will soon be ours. Does the juice make you bounce or it is hype?
LIAM HOWLETT/KEITH FLINT YUM!!! Thanx! Nothing to say?
THE JOLLY JOYSTICK Does anyone else feel like listening to the shipping forecast on grey days? Uuummmm NO!
DEAR 'ZINERS,
A few of my friends are aliens. They are trying to build water pipes for their planet.
They need all the tubes from my pens to do this. So every night I have to leave lots of pen tubes on my window sill.
Everyone thinks I'm mad but no one can understand that I'm helping the aliens to help themselves.
The Jolly Joystick.
Maybe you should set up a charity
AND GET DONATIONS FOR THE CAUSE?
DEAR 'ZINERS,
You are all ludicrous fools lost in a mist of insanity.
Your cuckoo letters are but a small representation of your vastly-demented minds.
Your idiotic, deranged, and manical attitudes leave me to say but one thing — (sniff) I envy you sooo bad.
Dragon Breath
Now that's the way to make friends —
SLAG THEM OFF WITH YOUR BAD BREATH!
DEAR SCREAMING GREEN JELLYBEAN
How dare you! Conning your way onto WLW with a second-rate COPY of a poem you found on the bottom of a pencil tin!
Did you think it would go unnoticed or were you simply trying to be clever? I think we'd all like to know, if you don't mind!
Oh, it's "huggable hippo" not Hippy.
The Pumpkin King
I'd get hold of a lawyer if I were you
BREACH OF COPYRIGHT ALERT!!!
FELLOW 'ZINERS
Pistachio nuts. Salted, roasted, ever-so slightly cracked open.
Can anyone else see the striking resemblence to Audrey 2, that male mum of all evil plants in Little Shop Of Horrors?
Also, how come Ninja Hamster isn't being printed so much any more? Has he run out of wise words or is WLW bored of him?
Black Tulip
I think I'll leave it to 'ziners to
COMMENT ON NINJA HAMSTER!
