The Mega-Zine Museum
June 29, 1998
THE MAD FERRET Check your TV remote has got batteries in it before you jump up and down on it, throw it against the wall and attempt to bite it because Teletext won't come on. And check you've turned the set on.
SUBTERRANEAN HOMESICK ALIEN If the four Spice Girls have kept the group name, what would happen if Five split up? Street parties all over the country?
RIALTA Stuff all this "Where's Bob the Fish?" rubbish. Where is the Fresh Prince of Luton? Luton, perhaps?
'ZINERS,
Does anyone fancy Coronation Street's Spider, because I think he's ace. It's a pity he's a townie in real life.
To all the townies out there, what is it with wearing Kappa pants with socks over the top?
My advice is to wear army pants, grow your hair and get a few piercings. And a splash of eyeliner and some black lipstick wouldn't go amiss either.
Sparkly Star.
Spider fans should get on the Internet
HE'S GOT LOADS OF WEB SITES!
Dear Zine,
When stuck behind a milk float, don't think, "Oh damn, I'm stuck behind a milk float".
You'd be better off thinking, "How very nice, now I can spend longer looking at the area around me".
Treat me the way you want to live.
Little Owl.
You're obviously never late for work.
AND YOU CAN'T LIVE IN LONDON!
DEAR 'ZINERS
I have just read an Enid Blyton book. It took three painstaking years for me to complete the task and I can say that I would prefer to insert red-hot pokers up my nostrils than read a similar text.
I plead with all other 'ziners: do not attempt to read one of Enid Blyton's books unless you have a rhino on stand by.
Non-sticky Bindi
Three years to read an Enid Blyton book
STAY WELL CLEAR OF WAR AND PEACE!
DEAR 'ZINE,
Oh dear, everybody seems to be very miserable lately. So here are some reasons to be happy:
- In two weeks the World Cup will be over for another four years!
- Festivals!
- Summer holidays!
- Kenickie, Symposium and Midget!
- Megazine!
Average Girl.
But Phoenix has been cancelled and the
FOOTIE SEASON STARTS 4 WEEKS LATER
