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June 25, 1998

CAT IN A HAT It was my 18th on June 9 and my friends had exams and forgot, so I would like to wish you happy birthday Mulder's Red Speedos. I know how you feel.

LAZY JIM I have successfully mixed punk and grunge together. Can anyone think of a name for this NEW type of music? Grunk...? Punge...?

SCOUSE MOUSE Eau Rouge - I would just like to say that you are wrong about redheads. I am a redhead and proud of it! ??????????????!!!!!!!!!!

 

'ZINERS

Now, what's best? Paperclips or staples?

Paperclips can be all different, you can make chains with them and they are re-usable.

Staples are just grey, can hurt your fingers if you're stupid, and stab the paper to death.

Paperclips 1-0 Staples.

Eau Rouge

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TO RIOT GIRL & BAD MOTHER

You might be vegetarians now, but one day you will eat meat. Oh yes, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not even next year, but one day you WILL eat meat.

Eggplant tastes like eggplant, but meat tastes like meat and meat tastes pretty darn good.

So give in and join the meaties!

Meat! Meat! Meat!

Spurros

There's nothing like a few

FRIENDLY WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

 

TO UNWANTED SUNBEAM

Do you really want to be accepted by such narrow-minded conformists? I've got five earrings, punk hair and wear clothes no-one else does.

Half the attraction is being unusual, and being considered weird is a complement - it shows your image is noticed and is working.

You sound like my type.

Polystyrene Dogfish

That's right, try being different,

EVERYBODY'S DOING IT!!!