The Mega-Zine Museum
June 24, 1998
MELLOW YELLOW Fluffy Cute Chinchilla Girl — I was ENRAGED by your comments on Leo DiCaprio! How DARE you question his acting? Acting?
UNICORN OF LIGHT & MORPORK MAN Basket Case, an answer to your query:
The sausage is a cunning bird,
With feathers long and wavy,
It swims about the frying pan,
And makes its nest in gravy.
Feathered sausage, delicious.
THE ARCHAIC NIGHT BEAR The Universe would be so fine if we just shared our intrinsic love without prejudice. Yup.
DEAR ZINERS
Top Reasons for Being French:
- When speaking fast you sound really camp.
- Yet to experience winning the World Cup.
- You get to eat snails and frogs' legs.
- People think you're a great lover even when you're not.
Menendez.
YOU'VE GOT SOME GAUL!!!
OKAY, I'M ANNOYED NOW,
What the hell has happened to Mega-zine?
Every time I tune in I find pages of unoriginal, boring and pretentious writers prattling on about the meaning of "true individualism".
I'm also annoyed with WLW. A deaf and blind Albanian dwarf could improve on the present WLW!
Artist Formerly known as Gonzo.
Huhn? Eez deeficult to Unnerstan'
DOWN HERE.
REGARDING REDHEADS -
Both Gillian Anderson and Isla Fisher are at the top of the list in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women Poll.
Proof that red comes in every shade of desirability, just as peroxide frizz to shining gold does.
Rouge Noir.
aka 'What temper? I'm a strawberry blonde' proud shirt owner.
Being good looking still doesn't hide
THE HIDEOUS TRUTH!!!
'ZINERS,
I have a dilemma. Recently someone really annoying has started hanging around with me and my mates.
She makes stupid comments, hits people, blabs private matters, asks boys out for us even though we can't stand them and stinks of BO.
How can we be cruel to be kind or get rid of her?
Sweet Sappho.
Why not ask agony uncle
NICK?
