The Mega-Zine Museum
June 19, 1998
LITTLE FLUFFY VAMPIRE GIRL The ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything is 42. All we need now is the ultimate question. It is six times seven. Next!
LA FEMME EN VOGUE Why is the Carte Noire advert in French? What's the point? In England we're English, so why use French? With a name like that you should be telling us.
JUPITER WHISPER Where was I before I discovered 'Zine? Probably in the real world.
HELLO,
Please help me. I have to confess I am addicted to school. I only have one exam left and I can't bear to be away from the place.
Every time I think about it I break into a cold sweat. I think I am going to go crazy.
What am I going to do? Help me or I might become an accountant!
Anon Goth Girl
Craziness or accountancy?
I'D PLUMP FOR THE FORMER
'ZINERS!
I'm pig sick of hay fever. I get it every year. I wish I could have a nose transplant to stop it running. My eyes itch, I rub them, and they itch even more.
If you don't know what it's like, picture this. You're talking to somebody, sneeze suddenly and splatter snot all over their face.
It's so embarrassing. Help!
Sarcastic Vigilante
One way to stop your nose running
RUN AFTER IT!
'ZINERS,
How do we, as human beings, know that we all see colours the same?
I mean, this will be green on screen, but how do you know that I don't see green the way you see purple or luminous yellow? Yet we both know it as, and call it, green.
Confused? You will be.
Lady Of The Flowers
If your theory is right
WLW WOULD BE NO MORE!
DEAR THE BEAUTIFUL ONE
When I was fat I was very depressed, but now I'm losing weight life is really great!
I also changed the crowd I was with and I now have a better personality, which makes me feel better.
It is a combination of both, but bless you for being honest.
Sprog Of The South
What a touching story, but
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER
