The Mega-Zine Museum
June 18, 1998
VIMTO FLAVOURED SOAP Do you realise that madness is an insane form of sanity? And here was me thinking they were an '80s group with a penchant for baggy trousers.
CHLOE I am an anthropomorphic personification. Dictionaries are wonderful things aren't they?
THE GIRL WHO DRIVES THE PONTY PANDY BUS You do know that I've only got a long pseudonym to make life difficult don't you? How thoughtful.
TO 'ZINE
Things to do when you finish long exams early:
- bring a water pistol
- play frisbee
- ask for more paper to see how much you can get
- pretend to faint (or actually do).
Of course, I accept no responsibilty if you do this and fail!
Bob The Fish.
I used to check my answers. Perhaps
THAT'S WHY I ENDED UP HERE!
MEGA-ZINERS
I just looked out of the window and saw a red UFO land in the apple tree.
A small purple child exited the craft and did a very poor imitation of an apple.
The child then extracted its pips and leapt from the tree. It buried the pips and then lay on the ground comatose.
I was most annoyed.
Non-sticky Bindi
The child had pips inside it?
YOU CALL THAT A POOR IMITATION?
'ZINERS
I have finally finished eating all my Easter eggs and have uncovered a shocking conspiracy.
Why is it that once you have taken an egg out of its wrapping and eaten a bit, you can never fit it back into the wrapping again?
It's because the chocolate companies want us to keep eating until we turn into giant Easter people.
Phantom Fishcake
You eat a bit of egg and put it back?
ONCE I START I CAN'T STOP!
YO 'ZINERS
I have just discovered the 'zine and I am absolutely hooked.
But my parents keep asking me what it is I'm watching. I say it's nothing to do with them and walk out. Big deal!
So can someone welcome me? It's not easy being a stranger.
Dragon Eclipse
Time for my good deed for the day.
WELCOME
