The Mega-Zine Museum
May 24, 1998
THE WISE FOOL People who criticise others are just showing their own insecurities about themselves.
PENFOLD Ruby Buttons should get a life! The so-called trendies are just wearing what they feel comfortable in, the same as she is.
BALDRICK There is nothing wrong with nail varnish on men and women. If Ewan McGregor did it (Velvet Goldmine), then anyone can.
DEAR 'ZINE
My purple soul is weak, how shall I revive it?
Where is the eternal pod of purpleness? Shall I travel to the East? I can feel my guiding light calling, but from where, I do not know.
Let me find out. Let me become purple.
Disappointed Marshmallow
What is all this with the colour
PURPLE - YELLOW IS MUCH BETTER!
BRIBERY EXPOSE
The reason Ninja Hamster gets so many letters printed is obvious - he's a closet hunk and sends WLW saucy pictures of himself in exchange for 'Zine-time.
I suspect he's the owner of the body on the Calvin Klein undies box, which is magneted to my fridge.
Own up WLW, is this not so?
Muzz Chapgazer
Naked bodies are not my thing
LARGE BOXES OF CHOCOLATES PERHAPS!
DEAR 'ZINEY PEOPLE
Not only have I been dwelling on this desperate land the optimists choose to call Great Britain, but I have been studying cultures that were once unknown to myself.
I was told Great Britain and studying various cultures was a combination not often seen before.
Has anybody been to Spinalonga?
The Omniscient
Where exactly is Spingalonga?
IS IT IN DEVON SOMEWHERE?
GATHER ROUND MY LOBSTER FRIENDS
Okay, so it's summer, can't we cope with a little bit of sun? I think not! Summer twists the average British mind and the following may occur:
Bright, clashing clothes.
Songs like Mmm-bop become strangely acceptable.
Fake, fake, fake tan.
Be warned!
Basket Case
And puny stick like white chests who
INSIST ON WEARING NO TOPS!
