The Mega-Zine Museum
May 25, 1998
TO ZINERS Have you ever wondered what showers look like on other planets? Roadrunner
TO KING GOTH Never have I seen a name so sweet, soon ye shall find a new. Um?
STONEWALL Please describe yourself, I am 15 with dark hair and blue-green eyes. A friend of Dorothy
ZINERS Freedom can be described as the extent to which people resist pressure to conform to the majority's ideology.
ABOUT MONEY
First money took the form of coins about equal to their representative value. Then these became symbolic and in real terms, worthless. Banknotes being worth even less.
Now, for large transactions, money has been reduced to a concept that has no representative in solid form.
If this is true, then I declare myself ridiculously rich!
Ninja Hamster
Well, as Madonna said, we are
LIVING IN A MATERIAL WORLD!
TO MY MOTHER'S CHILD
Animals kill and eat each other because they know no better. We humans, on the other hand being so intelligent, do (or should).
Most animals need meat in their diets, but humans can survive without it.
Animals are not the ones destroying the earth. Are they?
Karma Policewoman.
You have given me a hunger for a big
BACON SANDWICH WITH TOMMY K. YUM!!
TO ANYONE
Does anyone else get ridiculed just for being different?
Just because I wear combats, have a couple of facial piercings and (as they put it) am in love with a dead man (Kurt Cobain) I get labelled "weird" or a "freak".
These people would see that I am quite a nice lass if they got to know me.
Unwanted sunbeam.
With superficial friends like that
WHO NEEDS ENEMIES?
TO MR BLONDE
Wrong! The only advantage I can see to being a bloke is that you can wear make up and seriously annoy other people.
Advantages of being a chick:
- We don't scratch our bits
- We don't constantly need to pass wind
- We don't have an ego problem
- We don't surround ourselves in pictures of half naked bodies
- And we make sense.
The Maid of the River
Enough with the tedious and boring
PREPUBESCENT BATTLE OF THE SEXES!