The Mega-Zine Museum
May 22, 1998
NINJA HAMSTER How can we prove we are not apes with over-sized brains?
PROFESIONAL MISANTHROPIST The meaning of life is 42. Some people put all the facts into a computer and came out with the answer of 42. Where did I hear this from?
PARANOID ANDROID I find the best way to avoid "mosh ear" is to be the crowd-surfer, kicking people.
Top 10 ways to make Denise 'I've only read one book and I'm proud of it' Van Outen, laugh:
- say "swinging danglies"
- say "bum"
- say "mine's a bit bendy"
- say "ooh, my pants are tight"
- in fact, say anything with a vague sense of sexual connotation
- make a sarcastic comment about someone
- become a rich male rock star.
The Guru in North Manchester
Out and Outen funny! Would you say
SHE'S JAY KAY'S VIRTUAL STUPIDITY?
ANGLO IRISH MRS O'HANLON
No, you weren't the only one to cry when Dermot Morgan died. I did, and so did all my friends.
Dermot Morgan was one of the greatest men in Irish comedy and his death was a tragedy.
I couldn't even watch the third series of "Father Ted" without a miserable feeling that this was the end of an era.
Ardals Little Leprechaun
One can only say "Feck" - it couldn't
HAVE HAPPENED TO A NICER GUY.
ZINERS
I have a friend who communicates with aliens through clouds in the sky.
My friend has given me a message that the aliens are coming to implant us women with alien spawn.
Us women must be refugees now, or face the consequences.
Earthling Girl
With humans, genocide, torture, disease
LET'S HOPE CIVILISATION SPAWNS...
'ZINERS
Has anyone else noticed that Rebecca Nahid has also been writing to the letters page 327 on ITV as well as Zine and BackChat.
She certainly gets around.
Would anyone else agree?
Butch Accountant and the Yuppie Kid.
She even propositioned Sam Brady -
SHE'S GETTING HER WORDSWORTH!
