The Mega-Zine Museum
May 20, 1998
LONELY CELESTIAL BLISS
Here I am
stranded on an island
with little else to do.
Except, maybe, possibly
count sand and look at l'eau.
COMBATS FROM BIG T Hey Miss Mitchel, you and I must be the only ones with great taste. The Adam and Joe show is the best! I agree with every point you made. You're on my wavelength.
BERNARD THE MONGOOSE A self-addressed envelope would be addresed "Envelope".
DEAR 'ZINE
I just want to wish any 'Ziners who are taking exams - GOOD LUCK!
I'm lucky enough to have another year until my GCSEs, but my palms sweat already.
Anyway, I digress. Just remember the 'Zine loves you...
Average Girl
It does? Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt
BUT DON'T THINK I'M GOING SOFT...
'Ziners
I would just like to give a warm welcome to anyone tuning in to the 'Zine for their first time ever today.
If I were you, I would turn to a different Teletext page right now, as reading the 'Zine can seriously damage your sanity.
The Girl Who Inflated the World
Nice try, but you're too late
...THEY'RE HOOKED
KAMIKAZE GIRL AND NATURAL BORN KILLER
Thanks for the kind words, I'm very flattered!
Don't worry, I don't intend to stop wearing make-up, those narrow-minded idiots will just have to get used to me. Besides, I don't think my girlfriend would like it very much if I lost the black eyeliner and lipstick!
Now I need to find someone to help me tighten my corset...
King Goth (waiting for varnish to dry)
I guess she gets to borrow yours -
MUST SAVE HER A FORTUNE!
'ZINE
I worked out as a percentage that I hate 98% of my school! They're all mindless with appalling taste in music (hardcore, Spice Girls) and clothes (Kappa jackets, plastic trousers from markets etc).
At least I'm leaving in a couple of weeks, but it's gonna make no difference as I hate most of my town anyway!
Queen of Indie (searching for a better place to live)
Somehow I think you'll feel right
AT HOME WITH THE 'ZINE
