The Mega-Zine Museum
May 18, 1998
HOBNOB DUNKER Barbie is changing her shape. I always prefered Cindy. "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" So they say.
H G WELLS I loved Dangermouse! He was much cooler than his US counterpart. We have 30 years until the asteroid kills us all. Let me come with you and we'll discover secrets of the universe!
CRUELLA DE VIL Zebra crossings are black and white, yet tarmac is grey, Dalmations are spotty, magpies are sploggy, but crows are very black.
DEAR FOOTBALL ZINERS
Seaman wearing his goalies' gloves. Tony Adams will surely be in - our defence is nothing without him.
Long live Gazza, injured or not, midfield needs the genius he's got.
Bring in Wright and Owen, each one is quick, sharp and scores for fun.
Can anyone disagree?
The Big Hairy Toe
Maybe you should put that toe in a boot
AND LET YOUR MOUTH TALK INSTEAD.
Ziners
Does anyone know a cure for the condition known as "Mosh-ear"?
After being kicked in the ear by a crowd-surfer at a gig on Sunday I acquired a rather painful and throbbing ear.
Can anyone tell me how to relieve the pain?
Storm in a tea-cupxxx
I find that in these situations
EAR-MUFFS PROVIDE GREAT PROTECTION!
ALL ZINERS
This is my Mega-zine debut! It's a weird world you lot live in, I have had to read the 'Zine everyday to catch your drift.
I had to write to tell Wendy that the Dandy Warhols have got an album called Come Down. I haven't heard it yet so I don't know how good it is.
I still advise everyone to get it.
Glitterbugxx
As I still haven't heard the Dandy's
MAYBE I SHOULD COME DOWN AND GET IT!
BLANKETY BAD
Blankety Blank returns! Hooray for sanity! The Wombles returned and proved a good show does change with the passing of time on the audience.
Hooray for sanity! So, what do we watch now? Still the new shows, the good ones will take their time to tarnish...
Hooray for sanity!!!
Nauseating Neil (Standing)
How can you call you self sane
WATCHING INSANE SHOWS LIKE THOSE?
