The Mega-Zine Museum
May 6, 1998
NINJA HAMSTER Sometimes I drift in the arms of no one and can't find a direction worth going in. Left?
BANANA KITTEN BEENIE BABY TOY BOY IV I was innocently trawling through the singles at the most holy HMV, when my fingers disappeared into a mouldy slush I discovered this unearthly substance was an Aqua single! Pray for my soul! Nope! Water retention is insoluble.
STAMP CHICK Boy with no ambition. It can't be all that bad. We all have our off days. So I took up stamp collecting.
WOMEN ROCK!
Fact: Woman are better than men. I'm male, I can see this, why can't other blokes?
They can:
- Wear make-up without fear of persecution.
- Live in peace, lacking the hormone for war.
- Well, one word: multiply.
They're also smarter, funnier, more interesting and better to look at.
Alcopop Boy
Yes, you are truly
A MAN OF THE '90s!
'ZINE DEFENSE!
P Young. You may think Ziners stupid, but we think you SUCK!
I love our 'Zine network, we are all friends, and we don't even know each others' real names names. Ninja Hamster could go to school with me, or be one of my friends and I'd never know. Wierd, but cool!
We may jump into WLW (I bet WLW is the nutter at the front who's dancing when the roadies are setting up, and stage-diving before the first intro). But I applaud you!
Birparian
Networking's a bit of a business term
BUT IT'S NO BUSINESS BUT OURS, RIGHT
HEY!
Has anyone noticed that the basic melody of Doctor Jones by Aqua is almost identical to that of Brick by Ben Folds Five?
Yet Brick is a sensitive song which can reduce me to tears, whereas Doctor Jones makes me want to violently hit myself over the head with a breeze-block covered in razor blades and broken glass.
Anti Spice
One man's melody is another man's
MALADY, THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY...
WLW
I have finally come to an understanding about you. After noticing that you have tampered with my recent letters I have realised you have only been printing what you want us to see. I also believe that other 'Ziners' letters have been tampered with as well.
What is it you are trying to hide? Are you doing it for our own good and protecting us from the unknown? Or is it a way for you to control people?
The Girl Who Inflated the World
Hey, every printed writer gets edited
- JUST SHOWING THE HARSH REALITY!
