The Mega-Zine Museum
April 20, 1998
MIDNIGHT MUFFIN has just returned from a day trip to Chessington Zoo and was most surprised to see that the penguins dive underwater to catch their fish. Where did he think they get them from?
MR MEDIUM NERD I have got two pianos both with names — an old black upright called Tony and a nine footer called Cath. And your point is?
NINJA HAMSTER What would happen if other life-forms were monitoring earth and saw Teletubbies?
TO ANYONE WHO IS BOTHERED
Calling all 'Ziners.
I'm relaunching the Anti-Glum league.
I welcome the depressed and proud of it to join without delay.
No fee, no tacky gifts. All you need is a reason to be glum, and to be happy you're in that state.
Eau Rouge
I could put a few peoples on that list
FROM 'ZINESTER HOUSE
DEAR 'ZINE
Why is everyone so concerned with politeness?
Why can't people just accept that we do not care about each other? And why should I apologise for something I'm not sorry for?
And why can't I just tell people that I hate them?
Damn Bitch
Well you can if you really want to —
BUT IT IS JUST NOT PC ENOUGH
GREETINGS MORTALS
The battle is nearly lost. The Teletubbies are encroaching on every aspect of life.
I have not been able to stem this tide, so I call upon you other true-hearted 'Ziners to aid me in this momenteous, struggle.
Oh and Jippo, if you even as much as touch a hair on Celine Dion's head there will be trouble.
Master
What about her husband's — see knew I
COULD TRICK YOU!
TO ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS
Am I the only person who was deeply upset over the split up of Suspiria?
They were one of the greatest Goth bands going and Allegedly Dancefloor Tragedy is a classic song, and should be at Number One.
King Goth
Thought we'd let you have your last
FAREWELL - BOO HOO!
