The Mega-Zine Museum
April 19, 1998
RODDERS IN HIS ROMPERS I am sick of people thinking I'm a snob or laughing every time I open my mouth. What does it matter if you say 'Barth' or 'Bath?
NINJA HAMSTER Does anyone remember 'Bertha' the programme based around a giant machine in a factory that seemed able to churn out anything at will?
INVITATION FROM RIOT GIRL To all you rebellious teens out there. If I invented a yearly 'Angstfest', would you all come?
DEAR 'ZINE
Isn't it annoying when there's one word of a song you just can't catch?
Can anyone tell me the word that comes before "plastic" in Barbie Girl?
It is giving me sleepless nights.
Ambiguity Hater
I hope not many of my 'Ziners have
LISTENED TO THIS DREADFUL SLUDGE!
DEAR ZINEY-TOPPERS
Here are some unanswered questions that need answering soon.
- Why are birthday cards so expensive?
- What is the red and purple blob in the corner of the gossip page meant to be?
- Why does no-one else seem to realise that AFKA Gonzo is a fool, with a huge ego?
Butch Accountant and The Yuppie Kid
DEAR NINJA HAMSTER
I love the way you look at life and all your theories seem to make sense. Your helpful words have made me realise the truth, I'm in love with you. Please say that you will be mine.
I am not sure if you are a boy or a girl, but please let me know as soon as possible. If you are a girl (which I doubt) I fear you have broken my heart.
I await your reply.
Sexy Snake
Get pen to paper now and pleeease
BE A BOY!
TO THE LONG HAIRED BOY WHO IS AFRAID TO GO OUTSIDE WITH HIS NAIL VARNISH ON
Fear no more my friend, I will use the powers of my mind and send you a protective bubble. You can then walk the streets safely wearing nail varnish and make-up.
I am not making fun of you by the way.
Gotta go, I need to apply my eyeliner, make some more bubbles and search for some nice black clothes.
Marilyn's Sweet Dream Bubble Girl
Maybe you could meet up and do the
HIGH STREET THING TOGETHER
