The Mega-Zine Museum
April 17, 1998
BLONDIE IN COMBATS Average 'Ziner age; 16? Well I am, but I don't know how old other 'Ziners are, so I might not be as average as I believe. I'm sure that's a good thing.
NINJA HAMSTER If elections changed anything, then they wouldn't be allowed.
EAU ROUGE Stacker the Slacker - will you ask Vitriolus out for me? What are we - a dating agency? Do your own dirty work.
BIRPARIAN
We ARE all individuals - that's what makes this world such a great place (excuse my good mood).
It is our minds and personalities which make us different, not the clothes we wear or the music we listen to; though these are obviously outward signs.
I may dress similarly to every other indie kid on this planet, but I don't care, because I don't need green hair to prove I am an individual.
The Maid of the River
That's true - but it will
GET YOU NOTICED
TO FOUR LEAF CLOVER (or anyone who can help)
I have read all five books in the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy series and I agree that they are the coolest books in the known Universe. But where can I get the TV series on video?
I have never seen it and I am desperate. So if anyone can offer me advice I will reply them with a round of Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters!
Phantom Fishcake
Everyone knows the books are better...
(I MUST READ THIS STUFF!)
TO ICKLE BLOB CREATURE
If you are referring to Radiohead's 'My Iron Lung' I have it on good authority that the chorus goes...
The head-shrinkers,
they want everything
my uncle Bill,
my Bilisha beacon
It fits... give it a go!!
Cak-Pants
Wowza
PURE POETRY
DEAR ZINERS
Another bad day on the road. Has anyone else an unorthodox fear of buttons? The mere sound of the word makes me quake with fright.
I often have nightmares about walking along the high street and buttons are pinging from people's clothing on to my face.
Button Moon was always a scary concept to me.
The Girl Who Drives the Ponty Pandy Bus
I think Button Moon
WAS THE PROBLEM
