The Mega-Zine Museum
April 9, 1998
ANKH GIRL To Bob the Fish: Do you think that bile's almost green but not quite? Or am I nuts?
PHILOSOPHICAL SPECULATER The numerical code to life is obviously on page 153, disguised as "chess"!
LU-LA To girly 'Ziners: Do you think Casper Van Dien is hot? I wouldn't mind being rescued from giant bugs by him any day. Love and peace.
UFO
Where have you gone? Have I scared you away by saying I like Hanson? I hope I didn't. I am really missing reading your letters.
If it was the Hanson thing I like other types of music, in fact all except the Spice Girls.
I also think aliens tried to abduct me, but didn't. Were you one of them?
Formula One Angel aka AOWBTFF2FC
Abduct a Hanson fan!
WHY ON EARTH WOULD THEY WANT TO?
MINAZINE
Although it's nearly the millennium, there is still a huge lack of acceptance. What's up with people?
Do they find my brightly coloured hair or thick eyeliner offensive? It's all so petty when people have to look at others for their so-called laughs.
It's like in the Disney film Bambi: "If you haven't got anything nice to say, say nothing at all."
Beautiful Son
They obviously thought you were
RONALD MCDONALD
DEAR KARMA POLICEWOMAN
What drivel you do write! Animals do kill and also eat each other and some already kill and/or eat humans.
Haven't you heard of man-eating tigers, lions, great white sharks..?
My Mothers Child
But - don't tell them, we're on
THEIR DAILY MENU!
HOW LOW?
If you noticed I had gone, I'm back.
Can anyone tell me exactly what is said in the chorus of Iron Lung? I got as far as "Here she comes" - I have no idea if that's right.
Poohead - love the name! I know this letter is a pile of mud but please print it because I'd like to know the answer. Cheers m'dear.
Ickle Blobcreature
Noticed?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
