The Mega-Zine Museum
April 10, 1998
DEAR ZINERS
I am a newcomer and, as such, I would like to tell you a little story.
It was a rainy night, and The Purple Dog of Vancouver walked into the bar. The dog ordered a drink. He went up to the goat behind the bar and started to talk.
"Hey", the goat says, pulling a small rod from his pocket. This is the ROD OF SYRUP. With it you can dream of sweetened custard and plain white paper envelopes. But don't tell!
CYMRAEG
WHAT A COMPLETE
WASTE OF TIME!........
DEAREST PINK RIBBON
Here's another like, really deep, Angela Chase quote from My So-called Life.
"People always say how you should be 'yourself', like 'yourself'. Is this a definite thing, like a toaster or something? But every so often I'll have a moment, when just being myself, in my life, right where I am is enough."
DEATH'S FAERIE DUST.
IS IT JUST ME, OR DO YOU MAKE WATCHING
PAINT DRY SEEM SO EXCITING!!!!
DEAR ZINE
Insane, am I insane? I must be - I'm talking to you aren't I? Who are you anyway? Are you in my mind? What are you doing here? Get out, get out of my head!!
Why do I always end up talking to you? You never answer my questions. Maybe you're not as real as you'd like to think.
Scrambled brains for breakfast, lunch and dinner! You know I can always drown you out with music so just go away. PLEASE.
YOU ASK WAY TO MANY QUESTIONS, AND YOU
ARE EXTREMELY BORING!
DEAREST ZINERS,
Hello, it is I Queen of Matey Bubble Bath mmm... I love the way it foams up when it fuses with the water!
This is to you Uncle Jimbob, EAT MY SMELLY SOCK! You inferior, yet fickle, being!
I shall leave you now, carry on cooking My Little Molluscs.
PS Surrealism is Power!
SPOONWAVE THE WAFFLE
IF THIS IS A DISPLAY OF YOUR POWER,
THEN YOU ARE TOTALLY RUBBISH!
