The Mega-Zine Museum
March 31, 1998
NINJA HAMSTER At the end of the Universe the Supreme One will be revealed to us all as the girl in the test-card playing noughts and crosses with the clown.
BLEAK Ramesis Niblick 111. The missing link, does anyone know what it is? I'm sorting it.
KIT, THE ESTRANGED YET GIFTED ONE (and the Illuminus Green Custard Cream). To the nasty, miserable Rebecca Nahid... We are fearless!!! I think we should step outside... (and so does my mate).
TO 'ZINE
Dear Psychedelic Weed,
Weird, I am indeed.
But you must be dying
For it is plain you're lying.
Delirious you are
You annoy me from afar
The colour of life is NOT green
So please get on with the scene
PURPLE is the colour of life
So no more strife
Purple Long-haired Bunny
The argument goes on, a trivial dispute
BUT STILL, THIS POEM IS KINDA CUTE
TOBGE'S BOYFRIEND
I am still freaked out from getting a letter from you through the post! Ever since I received it, I've tried - via Mega-zine - to get in touch with you, but WLW has refused (up 'til now, hee hee!) to show them.
How in the name of nappy rash did you get my address! Are you some sort of mystic knower of 'Ziner addresses?
Yeah write back and give me your address cos the 'Zine is a tad like British Rail lately.
Blue Raisan.
DEAR 'ZINERS
In the beginning there was pond scum. Then came the dinosaurs, but they got too big and fat and turned into oil. After this came the monkeys, and I'm not talking about the pop group.
I'm talking homo sapiens, humans and the ever-growing possibility of their extinction! When will our time be up? The clock is ticking!
I'm off now, into my time machine to watch re-runs of Danger Mouse.
H G Wells
Wait! Let me come with you!
I'LL BE SCUM, A DINOSAUR... ANYTHING!
DEAR PHILOSOPHICAL SPECULATOR
I think I am the 1% exception to your rule. My hair was a natural dodgy brown colour till I bleached it so my other colours would show up.
Throughout the year in which my hair's been all colours from brown to blonde, red, pink and purple to name a few, I have been constantly fascinated by blokes with bleached hair, especially when it's spikey!
The Girl Forbidden To Get Her Tongue Pierced
I guess hair-dye's okay then?
PARENTS ARE WEIRD AREN'T THEY?
