The Mega-Zine Museum
March 8, 1998
FORMULA ONE ANGEL To UFO, What are your interests? Mine are action movies, F1, Hanson and anything to do with aliens. And stilts?
SPLIT PERSONALITY I want to be a fox, but I feel like a hunter. Help. I have given up looking for decent blokes because I don't think they exist. I'm sure most blokes don't realise that I have feelings. You don't have to be single to be happy... but it helps. Doh!
CHIPMEISTER Liven up everybody, it's not all bad. Well maybe some of it is.
'ZINE
To all you 'Ziners out there.
I just wanna say who the hell is WLW??? I made a verse up about him/her.
What does it stand 4?
What does it mean?
Who is this being?
That I've never seen?
It may live near me
It may go to my school
Whoever you are,
WLW you r cool!
Feather Bower Woman
White Line Warrior's elusive, exclusive
AND FINDS FAWNING POETRY ABUSIVE!
TO DAMN DOG AND OTHERS (IN MAID OF THE RIVER'S DEFENCE)
Stop having a go at her and take a look at yourselves. By all writing back with similar letters you're proving her point.
Every street corner nowadays has an anti-conformist on it, and they're all just conforming to different beliefs.
And enough Manic quotes; give it a rest and make up your own.
Alcopop Boy
(Conforming Anti-conformist freak)
Yeah, like that Shakespeare character -
HIS WORK WAS ALWAYS FULL OF QUOTES!
POPSICLE GIRL
Jamie and his magic Torch was, quite possibly, the best cartoon ever made. I used to love it so much that I kept a small flashlight on my bedside table (just in case), but unfortunately a door in the floor never opened up.
By the Way, has anyone else realised the Pearl jam's 1991 debut album "Ten" is, in fact, the best album ever made? Or similarly, that Gross Pointe Blank is the best film ever made?
Mr Blonde
No, but join in that famous brand of
BEST 'ZINE LETTER IN THE WORLD... EVER
HI DARLINGS!
I'm just writing to promote my new movie. It's called Erotic Island. I play a native to the island who is trying to save the island from these nasty business men.
There was this one scene where I'm standing by the sea and a big wave hits me and all my clothes fall off, and then those nasty men offer me money to pose for a magazine - oh, but I mustn't tell you the plot. Just go and see it. It's all done in the best possible taste!
Qupid Stunt
I doubt it very much
I DREAD WHAT THE STUNTS MIGHT BE...
