The Mega-Zine Museum
March 6, 1998
LOST CHILD Suggestion for happiness: listen to "Subterranean Homesick Alien." The line "they'd shut me away, but I'd be alright" helps me through those days where I can't get out of bed. Self-indulgent pap!
NINJA HAMSTER Annoy bus drivers by giving them £20 notes then getting stroppy when they don't have the change. Who has an abundance of £20 notes?
LU-LA When the last day comes embrace the purple light and you will live forever more. Bit of a hazy suggestion.
DEAR 'ZINE AND ALL 'ZINERS
I've been away for a while and a few days ago I got back. I went straight to the TV and put 'Zine on. But nobody I knew seemed to be around. Instead I find this person writing in to ask for proof of existence!
Listen mate, existence exists. Trust me. Or I could be lying and 'Zine doesn't exist; oh dear, I think my existing state of mind has become non-existent.
On the other hand I could be talking rubbish for want of something better to say.
Chloe
If you're insisting you're existing
AGAINST THE ODDS, YOU ARE RESISTING!
THOUGHTS ON LAZINESS
Let us dispel some myths about laziness.
It is not the art of being idle or of wasting time. Being lazy doesn't mean you're destined to become a good for nothing lager lout. Laziness is merely being selective about the areas in which you channel your energy.
As Oscar Wilde once said: "Cultivated idleness seems to me to be the proper occupation for man". What a clever fellow!
Lazy Bones Mart
Cleverly worded excuses don't fool me!
TRY THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING ERNEST!
WLW - HOW COULD YOU???
You upset me a great deal after implying that I do a Billie Joel impression, when you know full well I said Billie JOE (Green Day).
The mere thought of doing a B. JOEL impression (I had to find out from my Mum just how hideous this prospect would be) made me laugh, (my mum sang a B. JOEL song) and cry (the thought of me singing a B. JOEL song, and you guys thinking I'd want to!)
WLW (L!), you are cruel, but funny, all is forgiven!
Birparian
Oh, it's still rock and roll to me! For
CRED COMPENSATION SEND ME THE BILL!
MULDER'S RED SPEEDOS
I share your apathy at the lost array of decent TOTP presenters Jayne (Middlemiss) is a pain, Zoe Ball makes me crawl and Jo Whyley definitely DOES NOT make me Smiley.
My personal votes for immensly satisfying hosting are for:
- Skin from Skunk Anansie
- Sharleen from Texas
- Boy George (my childhood hero!)
What do the rest of you think? Quirkier than WLW's sharp, satirical, witty responses? eh?
Little Baby Swastika
Just to whet your appetite: I don't
LIKE YOUR NAZI BUT NICE APPROACH!
