The Mega-Zine Museum
March 5, 1998
EIDOLON You live in the shadow of your recent past, the poorer your image, the darker it's cast. Gor, and I thought it was my sombrero!
BORED TRASH If TV signals go into space forever then so are all these messages. So to any life that might pick this up a billion years from now, I'd like to say "Cheery Up" because I probably didn't and now I'm dead! They'll ponder on the optimism of their ancestory.
BORED Alanis is not really "Ironic" at all, more like pathetic or sadistic.
DEAR BISHOP
You are the Monty Python expert, so here is a question:
Is it available on video and where can you buy a copy?
Someone out there must know the answer to this question.
What does F stand for in TFI Friday? Is it Chris Evans' nickname or something?
Butch Accountant and the Yuppie Kid
Monty Python's available in any cheese
SHOP. THANK F-ULLY... SATISFIED?
TO ALL
People believe in alien life because if our planet is the only one with "intelligent" life, we've got problems.
It would mean humans are the most intelligent beings ever. But humans are the only beings which kill each other and everything else.
Do you really think we should be left in charge of the entire universe when we have enough trouble sorting out the tiny planet we live on?
I believe in alien life, because I'm too scared not to.
The BB Man - chicken
X-rated stuff! You're right, a future
WITH SIGOURNEY'S FAR MORE SCARY!...
RED CHIPOLATA
Do you know the real reason why the meaning of life is 42?
The bloke who wrote the "Hitchhiker" set is called Douglas Adams, right?
So if A=1, B=2, C=3 all the way up to Z=26, then:
| D | A | D | A | M | S | |||||||
| 4 | + | 1 | + | 4 | + | 1 | + | 13 | + | 19 | = | 42 |
Fade away and radiate!
Anti Spice
That's put a Dent in things, hasn't it?
I PREFERRED THE INITIAL EXPLANATION!
HI!
Yesterday, after a Hard Day's Night, Michelle and Eleanor Rigby went on a Magical Mystery Tour Across The Universe — to the Long And Winding Road called Penny Lane.
They saw a girl looking at The Fool On The Hill who wore an Old Brown Shoe. He shouted "Hey Jude" to a Daytripper, who replied "I Am The Walrus".
To Get Back home they had to buy a Ticket To Ride on the Yellow Submarine.
Lu-La
You could be a Paperback Writer, Lu-La!
I'M TALKING ABOUT A REVOLUTION HERE
