The Mega-Zine Museum
March 3, 1998
PSYCHEDELIC DAISY is it me or is the word PANTS widely underrated? What a great word! Funkygroovy PANTS will take over the world. Just you watch and see. Will this be an obvious move or is it an undie-cover operation.
PIANO BOY I could start the biggest 'Zine war. Beware you Blur and Oasis fans - Billy Joel still cool. When will you grow up to be a Piano Man?
LOST CHILD I am too scared to love - once I start falling, I know I will break my bones and heart at the bottom.
GIRL WITH A LARGE... VOCAB
How could you? You may have a large vocab, but it's no use if you can't use it. "...the myriads of..."?
That makes no sense. Myriad can be roughly translated to "countless" and it is therefore a good idea to substitute myriad for this when attempting to use it.
"...the countless of..." doesn't exactly scan well, does it?
BDSSB%B:-)
Now that's a syn-taxing question!
AT LEAST IT'S CRITICISM WITH A :-)!
TO ALL 'ZINERS ('SPESH ALCOPOP BOY)
Argh! Enough. Why is it that every time I watch 'Zine I always think you say 'Zine as in wine, not like spleen. It's driving me crazy I tell you.
Okay, now the serious stuff. Does anyone remember the unjustifiably ignored cult cartoon. 'Jamie And His Magic Torch'?? The theme tune was banging.
And whoever thought up Button Moon was blooming genius! Spoons and alarmingly large buttons in space...
Popsicle girl
Kid's progs aren't wot they used to be
PERHAPS 'CAUSE WE'RE ADULTS...
'ZINERS
I have an idea how to stop Saddam Hussein - he's frustrated and is clearly repressed in some way by hiding his missiles.
That scary moustache could be where Iraq is stashing biological weapons (why do these dictators all have scary 'taches? Hitler and Saddam - maybe it's the SAME 'tache?!!??!!)
Only Gillette can avert WW3 now.
Bored Trash
I am indeed bristling with fear! I've
HEARD SIDE-BURNS REALLY HURT!...
