The Mega-Zine Museum
February 27, 1998
MIDNIGHT MUFFIN has returned from Uni. It didn't go as planned and she is now going to spend her days penning letters to us.
ROBOKID is looking for a job on TV. The nearest he has come is as an extra in a Wrigley's spearmint gum advert! But that all went horribly wrong too.
RICH KID RUBY would like to get together with Hooray Henry. She thinks that they could have a ball and a half.
DEAR WLW
I've been caged for letters I didn't commit. I'm a saint, sinner, rebel and I have sneakily forced this letter into the rubbish depot of my cell.
I am 10 centuries ahead of you but I think I'm in a parallel universe. As my Anthea Turner (still ALIVE) is actually Human!
I receive your transmissions through a TV, which is supplied by the warden. I think she fancies me.
Brutal Kebab Boy
Sounds like most people would have a
HARD TIME FANCYING YOU!
LONGHAIRED BOY, AFRAID TO GO OUTSIDE WITH HIS NAIL VARNISH ON
I totally agree with Sparkly Saliva Bubble - all males should embrace the art of nail painting.
Don't be scared to venture outside, Sparky and I agree: long hair + nail varnish = SEXY.
I would just like to add that charity shops are cool, and ask whether there are any other 'Zine people out there who have discovered this?
Spellbound
I personally think they should stick
TO SPARKLY BLUE OR MIDNIGHT BLACK!
DEAR ZINGERS, WLW AND BOB THE FISH
As I sit here in my bedroom, I think I'm all alone. My fantasy boyfriend refuses to phone.
At least I've got my purple DMs to be my friend.
As my brain stews I am going round the bend.
Hell's Belle
Is a ZINGER not something you buy in
KENTUCKY WITH A SPICY DIP?
DEAR 'ZINE
My philosophical beliefs about hair colour are 99% true. People with brown hair fancy people with blonde hair and people with blonde hair fancy people with brown hair.
The reason is because the browns are fed up with seeing and touching their hair. So they want to see and touch blonde hair, and vice versa. (Blondes want to touch brown hair).
Philosophical Speculator
Considering most blondes are really
BROWN I THINK YOU'RE WRONG!
