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February 20, 1998

MACHINEHEAD WLW's got worms (see top right). Only joking mate. Suede are really suffering without Bernard. Tell me, is that your professional opinion?

WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING I have been weighing in my mind what WLW really means. I have come up with, as many others probably have, the following:
1) You are intelligent.
2) You understand people.
3) You are female.
Of course WLW could stand for West London Writer. Hmmmmmmmmm?!?

 

HELLO!

After being totally inspired by a fellow 'Ziners predictions for '98, I have decided to compose my own set...

  1. Aqua release a multi-platinum album.
  2. Puff Dadddy will sample himself.
  3. Hanson collaborate with Marilyn Manson, and form Marilyn Hanson.
  4. I will get my tongue pierced!
  5. Prodigy carry on being excellent.
  6. Acid house and 'old school' acid house returns.

The Girl Forbidden to get her Tongue Pierced.

Then again, we could hope that Hanson

GET PIERCED AND ACID HOUSE FORBIDDEN

 

DEAR BOBBLE HAT

I too was suffering from the dilemma of not having a life. I found myself watching Call My Bluff and eating Wagon Wheels.

However, the other day I went to see Titanic and it moved me so much, I've changed my outlook on life.

Every day is precious and you have to enjoy it while you can. Love life and live for the moment.

Optimistic Oracle

Well let's hope this change of mind

DOESN'T ICE OVER.

 

'ZINE-OIDS

Millennium Dome? No way! Why? Well what's the point? I have a much better idea. I propose that we dye the oceans of the world orange. Luminous orange.

Seriously it's about time our planet had a make-over! Oh, and before you go all eco-warrior on me, I'm not talking peroxide. The dye should be made of fish-food and other harmless products.

It's not too much to ask. Well, are you with me?

Ickle Blob Creature.

Hmmmmm, I suppose you want to

PAINT THE MOUNTAINS PINK?!?

 

DEAR 'ZINE

Here are some things to keep you occupied on a long plane journey...

  1. Press the button to call the stewardess, when she comes say you thought it was the light switch.
  2. Tear the pages out of a catalogue and make paper aeroplanes with them.
  3. See how far you can push your chair back before the person behind you complains.
  4. Look out the window and shout "the wings are on fire".

Butch Accountant and the Yuppie Kid

I'm sure all of them will go down

VERY WELL AT 30,000ft.