The Mega-Zine Museum
February 9, 1998
CES Take a piece of paper. Fold it in half. Fold it in half again. Repeat this another 95 times and your piece of paper would span the known universe. It's true. It's a bluff!
LOL DOCTOR I've been reading for about a year and have decided to join the festivities and offer some healthy advice: Don't make lists because nobody reads them and they waste space. My medical opinion is that people make lists because my reasons not to make a list is in the form of a list. Hmmmmmm!
'ZINERS OF EARTH
If you consider yourself to be one of the many cults that keep on appearing on 'Zine then the following message is for you:
"You are your own person, you cannot be the same as anyone else (unless you have a clone)."
Does anyone out there agree with me that mankind has lost its true meaning of life?
We are all becoming murderers on this planet. If we don't change, the aliens will be forced to destroy us!
Bleak Black and White Image
Things aren't always in plain
BLACK AND WHITE!
HOW Y'ALL DOING?
Why do these things bother me? Why do all my friends like boring indie bands such as Cast, OCS and Dodgy?
Why do they think I'm sad for liking All Saints, Asian Dub Foundation and Jewel? (who has a beautiful voice, just like Rachael, who is totally gorgeous).
Why can't I talk to her? Why am I so depressed?
A sad man called Sun
If the Sun is sad, does that make
THE MOON MOODY?
TO 'ZINE
Here are some names for your readers:
- The Nameless One
- (Name of celeb's) left ear
- Blenheim the Duck
- The Tourist
- The One
- Susan Jenkins
- Blue Glow
- Thalweg and Nimbus.
Feel free to use them.
Bob the Fish
I think the parents of our readers
HAVE BEATEN YOU TO IT.
TO 'ZINE
OK. In the end, it's down to you what music you like. It's a matter of personal taste, and if you don't like something, that's cool. But, there's no need to let everyone else know!
I love Bjork and Burt Bacharach. You should just love music in its many forms because it's great.
Don't slag others' music off, it does for them what your music does for you. Stop the bickering.
Tuesday's Child
I was actually created on the
WEEKEND!
