The Mega-Zine Museum
February 8, 1998
CES What are you supposed to do with endangered animals that only eat endangered plants? Eat them!
BEAUTIFUL FREAK After studying you for many months, I have finally decided to try it for myself and become one of you. I don't ask for anything but respect and smart comments from my idol, WLW and Psychopath with Perfect Teeth. Respect AND smart comments? Some people are so demanding.
UFO Wow! I have an admirer on the 'Zine. Who are you? I'm 18 soon. So?
TO MY FELLOW 'ZINERS
I would very much like to draw attention to the inauguration of Dogma Daisy... the unique presence has arrived, and is ready to stay. (For a while at least).
I would appreciate your support as I'm incredibly shy by nature. For an opening note, I would like to congratulate The Long Haired Punk Boy In Combats for putting forward some interesting ideas for '98.
Dogma Daisy
Wouldn't it be odd, if you were
NATURE BY SHY? HMMMMMMM?
WHAT EVERY 'ZINER HAS TO DO TO STOP MEGA' DISSOLVING INTO A DEPRESSED DUNGEON FOR OLD MEN!
- For God's sake cheer up!
- Stop reading Backchat and then writing to 'Zine saying how sad people who read Backchat are.
- Stop those silly 'Zine romances.
- Use something called irony, sarcasm and humour in your letters.
Artist formerly known as Gonzo
What are you saying? The people who
WRITE IN ARE OLD MEN! AREN'T THEY?
TO 'ZINE
A Poem.
I drank my dream from give,
I stand cold in the freak queue rather,
be dead than 'Cool'.
I have digitally remastered eyeliner,
now I've become a 'Ziner.
Space boys lip stick,
how much I would feed you my fear,
as lonely as you get.
What's going through my mind,
come with me.
You might find I haven't lived to meet you.
Miss World Boy
You actually sound like a
BOY WHO MISSED THE WORLD
TO 'ZINE
Why do so many people look forward to the New Year? I don't and I'm sure there must be others. The thought of having to go through a whole year, having to wait such a long time for Christmas.
People always go on about making a fresh start etc in the New Year, but it doesn't make any difference, the years are just the same old story.
The Underground Potato Movement
I didn't think potatoes could move
WHEN THEY'RE UNDERGROUND?
